Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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