SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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