We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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