If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We have started to decorate penises.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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