By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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