just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You did what with his pubic hair?
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