You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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