just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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