i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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