that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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