I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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