Porn is love you can see.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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