I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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