Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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