The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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