ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Can I color on your dick again?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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