she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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