When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize