apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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