I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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