im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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