Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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