Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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