margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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