you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Still dying that you shit outside
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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