any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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