Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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