u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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