Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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