I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
