After last night, I could never be a politician.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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