i barfeds in our rink
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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