Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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