guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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