it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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