Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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