ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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