i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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