And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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