I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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