I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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