reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize