I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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