It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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