question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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