last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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