Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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