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• (442): View more from California

  seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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• (239): View more from Florida

  she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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• (714): View more from California

  after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.

  (1-203): View more from Connecticut

  And you didn't burst into flames?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied

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• (650): View more from California

  Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse

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• (386): View more from Florida

  In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  who knew my inner goddess was such a whore

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Is this because I accidentally peed on you?

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• (283): View more from Ohio

  We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind

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