Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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