i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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