Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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