whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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