We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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