hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Your penis caused this!
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