Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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